Requiem for a Broken Nail

Requiem for a Broken Nail
(Lyrics: Malin Kjelsrud)

INTRO
It’s great to have friends that are jewish or gay
They’ll teach you how to dress and to play
Forget romance, but by all means pretend
An Audi TT will make you transcend

Vers 1:
Oscar Wilde was wrong about crying,
a well-timed tear can help you start flying
Don’t be distracted by the global news
Or the sadness in the mourners blues
Once you receive the right affections
You will build the right connections

Vers 2:
Cosmopolitan, the bible, always teach
What to wear at the office or the beach
Your shoes must be worth dying for
And your Gucci-handbag even more
Make sure your colors are in fashion
Display the right amount of passion

REF:
Screw the right men at the right time
Keep the right friends when you climb
or else you will know how it feels to fail
and you will sing a requiem for a broken nail

REF2:
Design emotions and sell your soul
With grace, step into the perfect role
or else you will know how it feels to fail
and you will sing a requiem for a broken nail

Vers 3:
I realized that the meaning of life
Is to become a rich mans wife
Keep your confidence on top
Put your boobs ahead and up
And pretty soon you’ll wear a bridal gown
and get that cool flat in Barbietown (west end girls)

BRIDGE:
My advice is to follow the guide to success
And learn the secrets of how to impress
Keep your hair long and shiny (daddys creditcard)
And your ass tight and tiny (mummys surgeon)